英语幽默短文300字

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英语幽默短文300字

英语幽默:Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a second language? 一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。 母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。 母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。” Catch a cold 得感冒 During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. How am I doing? he asked the coach at the end of the round. Well, if you keep this up, replied the coach, he might feel the wind and catch a cold.

跪求80~100字的英语小幽默故事,带翻译!

是个短的幽默小故事,很简单的那种哦~~

Look at the sky

One day , Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school .

Suddenly , he stopped and raised his head high . He kept looking at the sky . It lasted two minutes .

A woman passed by . she saw Charley looking at the sky . and she stooped and also looked at the sky .

The sky was blue . There were some white clouds . Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit . The woman also went on looking at the sky .

Mary passers-by stopped . They looked at the sky , too .

After a while , charley lowered his head . He laughed and asked . “what are you looking for in the sky ?”

The woman said : “ why are you looking at the sky ?”

“I didn’t look at the sky .” Charley pointed to his nose .” My nose was bleeding .”

看天空

查理在路上把头抬得高高的,路上的人以为天上有什么好看的,一个接一个的停了下来,抬头望着天,可是,查理抬头看天是因为他的鼻子出血了,那么其他人呢?( 没有原文翻译,但是你应该能看懂的)

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